WILLIE THE WIMP ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Willie the Wimp was buried today They laid him to rest in a special way Sent him off in the finest style That casket-mobile really drove 'em wild Southside Chicago will think of him often Talkin' 'bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin That casket, it looked like a fine Seville He had a vanity license and a Cadillac grille Willie was propped up in the driver's seat He had diamonds on his fingers and a smile sweet Fine red suit had the whole town talkin' Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin Yeah Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin In his Cadillac to Heaven he was wavin' the banner He left like he lived, in a lively manner With a-hundred dollar bills in his fingers tight He had flowers for wheels and a-flashin' headlights He been wishin' for wings, no way he was walkin' Talkin' 'bout Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin Yeah, Willie the Wimp and his Cadillac coffin Willie the Wimp....his Cadillac coffin Willie the Wimp....Cadillac coffin Willie the Wimp....Cadillac coffin